// This function takes a time and returns a relative date string (it does, however, ignore the time of day). For instance: "yesterday", "in 2 days", "1 day ago", "March 12", or "May 5, 1992".free lesbian tube sex videos


function relative_date($time) {
$today = strtotime(date('M j, Y'));
$reldays = ($time - $today)/86400;
if ($reldays >= 0 && $reldays < 1) {
return 'today';
} else if ($reldays >= 1 && $reldays < 2) {
return 'tomorrow';
} else if ($reldays >= -1 && $reldays < 0) {
return 'yesterday';
}
if (abs($reldays) < 7) {
if ($reldays > 0) {
$reldays = floor($reldays);
return 'in ' . $reldays . ' day' . ($reldays != 1 ? 's' : '');
} else {
$reldays = abs(floor($reldays));
return $reldays . ' day' . ($reldays != 1 ? 's' : '') . ' ago';
}
}
if (abs($reldays) < 182) {
return date('l, F j',$time ? $time : time());
} else {
return date('l, F j, Y',$time ? $time : time());
}
}
teens try anal jamie

Read more: http://feeds.dzone.com/~r/dzone/snippets/~3/ZyUlUcqgT9E/12633