Oh god! Is my stupid boyfriend sleeping again? It's impossible to wake him up! Hey, I'm tipsy—LOOOOKIE. Leftover fireworks from July 4th! HAH! I'm going to light them up and wake up that stupid boy with them...AGHHHHHH!! More »

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