Everyone has some dipshit friend who calls himself a DJ—and by DJ, he means guy who excitedly bounces around his laptop frantically shuffling through iTunes. But he's never dropped bombs like these deck-spinning cats. ERRAH ERRAH ERRAH *AIRHORN* More »

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